salam~
hai sume..
arini cik ayu xde wtpe sgt..
bgn agk lewat..(tyme drahsiakan..)
tolong my mum msak..masak lemak cili padi ikan sembilang + ikan talapia..yummy..so cedapp..
12,30 adik balik skola..diorg balik awl sket cz ade hari sukan kt skul..
2.30 kluar ngan my parents, tggalkan adk2 kt skola dulu cz kami nk g jalan2 dulu..(^_^)
around 5.30 kami kembali ke skola adik..
1st impression mase smpai.."sketnye bdak2 skolah neh..mcm xe sukan jek"
tapi..dh smpai n tgk sndri..so sronok tau..mcm2 acara ade..
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my sister, nur sriazmira basri 12years old won:
lempar cakera perempuan terbuka (1st)
lompat jauh perempuan kelas 1 (1st)
4x100m perempuan kelas 1 (2nd)
lontar peluru kelas 1(3rd)
OLAHRAGAWATI KELAS 1
my bro, mohd shafie basri 10 years old pula won:
4x100m lelaki kelas 2(1st)
100m lelaki kelas 2(2nd)
so excited tgk adik2 menang..tapi so sad cz z dpt snap picture byk cz camera dh rusak..
huhu...(T T)
apepen CONGRATE 2 my bro n sis..
n tonite...sj2 cek emel mcm ade..
emel cik fasya~ msuk dlam spam box..dats why x pasan ade emel dia..
emel kak jijah~ so attractive..i like her emel 2 me.. meh same2 kite baca k..
1st mail
Bahagian A adalah cara percakapan semasa zaman diraja. Bahagian B pula zaman sekarang dan Bahagian C pula cara perbualan budak-budak remaja zaman sekarang.
A) Ingin hamba sampaikan bahawa sesungguhnya memadailah dengan
hanya menepuk di bahagian anggota tanpa meninggalkan kesan.
(B) Saya ingin nasihatkan awak kalau nak pukul,jangan sampai ada bekas
(c) Wa cakap sama lu ...lu kalau mao kropok dia...lu kropok jangan kasi lebam beb.
(A) Sungguh mengecewakan peradaban tuan hamba di depan majlis ini.
(B) Kurang ajar sungguh awak nie
(c) Oi Kakak kao punyer laki ahhh! Kong ajar eh? Bengong punyer budak!
(A) Sesungguhnya hamba masih mengharap balasan kasih dari tuan hamba...akan tetapi, hamba tidak ingin memaksa tuan hamba untuk membuat keputusan.
(B) Cinta aku belum lagi berbalas...berilah aku peluang kali ini untuk mengisi ruang hati mu.
(c) Beb....wa takmu jiwa-jiwa sama lu...tapi wa sudah cintan rabak sama lu...wa takut wa takleh tahan nanti wa terdugong ..plse ahhhhh.
(A) Sayugia diingatkan bahawa sesungguhnya tarikh masuknya permulaan bulan syawal ialah esok...dari itu hari ini merupakan hari penggenap Ramadan.
(B) Di sini diumumkan bahawa besok kita akan menyambut Hari Raya Aidilfitri
(c) Oi!!!!!! Besok dah tak payah poser!
Yeaaahhooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
(A) Adalah menjadi harapan hamba sekiranya dapat hamba bersama-sama tuan sekelian ke majlis keramaian itu kelak.
(B) Saya ingin bersama-sama anda ke majlis itu...boleh tak?
(c) Hoi penyapu! Korang tunggu aku tau...aku pun nak ikot. (A) Barangsiapa yg telah dgn tanpa segan dan silu melakukan sesuatu kemungkaran...maka..atas dirinya akan dibalas kemungkaran.
(B) Siapa yg berbuat jahat akan dihukum
(c) Sapa yg tunjok terer kat sini aku kompang sampai mati..bedek takda....jgn memain dgn aku hah.
(A) Sungguh menakjubkan kesaktian yg ada atas empunya diri
(B) Dia sungguh hebat sekali
(c) Mak kao! Pawer siol!
(A) Adalah menjadi kemusykilan bagi diri hamba tentang perkara yg telah diketengahkan?
(B) Apakah maksud anda?.Boleh tolong jelaskan?
(c) Oi! What cock are u talking about?...say poply ahh!
INSTALLING HUSBAND
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0..
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install theGuilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 andFlowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 orBeer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
huhu..apekah sume nie.. lu pikir la sndiri...=P
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